The Dream Killer

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"Your honor, the defendant was comatose for six years and any claim that he somehow killed the victim by traveling into his dreams via a mutant power is conspiracy theory. Such speech is clearly defined as Hate Speech under Article 5 of The Official Listing of Hate Speech Crimes 2022."

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